Where the Hell is Matt?

A new friend of mine showed this to me today. I never heard of Matt before today.

Apparently, over 24 million people already know who Matt is. Nice to meet you, Matt.

This is just too, too cool. And a wonderful moment of Zen.

A little bit about Matt:

Matt is a 32-year-old deadbeat from Connecticut who used to think that all he ever wanted to do in life was make and play videogames. Matt achieved this goal pretty early and enjoyed it for a while, but eventually realized there might be other stuff he was missing out on. In February of 2003, he quit his job in Brisbane, Australia and used the money he’d saved to wander around Asia until it ran out. He made this site so he could keep his family and friends updated about where he is.

A few months into his trip, a travel buddy gave Matt an idea. They were standing around taking pictures in Hanoi, and his friend said "Hey, why don’t you stand over there and do that dance. I’ll record it." He was referring to a particular dance Matt does. It’s actually the only dance Matt does. He does it badly. Anyway, this turned out to be a very good idea.

A couple years later, someone found the video online and passed it to someone else, who passed it to someone else, and so on. Now Matt is quasi-famous as "That guy who dances on the internet. No, not that guy. The other one. No, not him either. I’ll send you the link. It’s funny."

The response to the first video brought Matt to the attention of the nice people at Stride gum. They asked Matt if he’d be interested in taking another trip around the world to make a new video. Matt asked if they’d be paying for it. They said yes. Matt thought this sounded like another very good idea.

UPDATE: A huge tip of the hat to PENGUINSIX for the lyrics to Praan, the "Stream of Life" song. First, a transliteration of the original, which is sung in Bengali, from the composer’s blog, followed by a translation:

Praan Lyrics – Transliteration

Some people have asked for this. So here you go.

Bhulbona ar shohojete
Shei praan e mon uthbe mete
Mrittu majhe dhaka ache
je ontohin praan

Bojre tomar baje bashi
She ki shohoj gaan
Shei shurete jagbo ami
(Repeat 3X)

Shei jhor jeno shoi anonde
Chittobinar taare
Shotto-shundu dosh digonto
Nachao je jhonkare!

Bojre tomar baje bashi
She ki shohoj gaan
Shei shurete jagbo ami

Stream of Life
by Rabindranath Tagore

The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day
runs through the world and dances in rhythmic measures.

It is the same life that shoots in joy through the dust of the earth
in numberless blades of grass
and breaks into tumultuous waves of leaves and flowers.

It is the same life that is rocked in the ocean-cradle of birth
and of death, in ebb and in flow.

I feel my limbs are made glorious by the touch of this world of life.
And my pride is from the life-throb of ages dancing in my blood this moment.

Want to dance with Matt? Go here for more: http://wherethehellismatt.com/

Download the song Praan, by Garry Schyman, here.

‘It’s a Great Day for America, Everybody!’ Craig Ferguson Has a Book Coming Out!

It’s a great day for America, Everybody! Craig Ferguson has a book coming out!

It may be a biography. And then again, it may not.

I’m watching him right now, and he’s absolutely hilarious. Honestly laughing, sitting there drinking from his serpent mug.

Buy his book, for heaven’s sake.

He’s wonderful.

Buy his book.

 

Cowboys Should Have Hired Hank Hill to Design Stadium

From ESPN:

Tennessee Titans coach Jeff Fisher was firm in his stance Saturday that the jumbo videoboard at Cowboys Stadium presents “a lot of issues” and the NFL’s competition committee that he co-chairs is expected to have a conference call in the near future to discuss the problem.

Titans backup punter A.J. Trapasso hit the large video screen that hangs over the field during the third quarter of the $1.2 billion stadium’s inaugural preseason game Friday night. There was confusion because the officiating crew apparently did not see the ball strike the board. Fisher threw his red flag, asking for a replay, even though the play was not reviewable.

“It wasn’t [reviewable] last night … not sure about the future,” Mike Pereira, the NFL’s vice president of officiating, said via a text message.

The Cowboys would have been better off letting Hank Hill design the stadium.

More here: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/

Buchanan And White Nationalist Brimelow Argue For English-Only Initiatives at ‘Conferenece’

Hats off to Think Progress for finding this one:

On Saturday, Pat Buchanan hosted a conference to discuss how Republicans can regain a majority in America. During one discussion, panelists suggested supporting English-only initiatives as a prime way of attracting “working class white Democrats.” The discussion ridiculed Judge Sotomayor for the fact that she studied children’s classics to improve her grammar while attending college. The panelists also suggested that, without English as the official language, President Obama would force Americans to speak Spanish.

One salient feature of the event was the banner hanging over the English-only advocates. The word conference was spelled “Conferenece.”

buchanan-2009-conferenece

Pat must be thinking, “Oy,” about now.  Right, Pat?

Please visit Think Progress and thank them.

Rod Blagojevich Goes to Second City – Video

Rod Blagojevich went to Second City this evening to watch a production … about himself.

From WGN Chicago:

The show has been a hit since it opened in April. The theater company has been clamoring to get the man himself to the show and there he was, next to the stage.

Some in the audience say after the media blitz here in Chicago and New York, it wasn’t that big of a stretch to have him here tonight. With his wife in Costa Rica, he has taken a backseat.

Blagojevich said he has never seen the profanity-laced production before tonight.

How the mighty have fallen, and fallen, and fallen…

Republicans Have 19 Times More Sex Scandals than Dems

Did you know that Republicans have 19 times more sex scandals than Democrats?

Carnal Nation tells the tale:

Using the highly unscientific (but fun) method of who has the most google hits Carnal Nation has determined that Republicans lead by far.  In fact no group we googled except the generic “us sex scandal” beat the Republicans whose total of 5.1 million hits was more than 19 times that of Democrats.

Click here for their complete results.

And I love the picture.